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pandaflower

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My dog got perfumed by a skunk once.

She didn't take it as a positive encounter with cologne. lol

Thank God for Skunk Off.

And nose clothespins and patience leaning over a bathtub wall. The super thick towel under my chest helped.

Meanwhile my dog ,who hated bath time,looked at me as if I were her favorite toy. :thumbsupx1
 

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Many years ago in the day's of counter checks , a man was picking up his TV set from the repair shop and asked if they would hold a check and he could come back and give them cash . They said OK and asked which bank check did he need and he replied it does not make any difference lfh .
 

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With all these identity issues going on, trans male,trans female,trans-Billygoat, I figured I'd play along.

So the other day I told my boss I identify as Transparent.

You don't actually see me but I'm here.

hlo
 

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With all these identity issues going on, trans male,trans female,trans-Billygoat, I figured I'd play along.

So the other day I told my boss I identify as Transparent.

You don't actually see me but I'm here.

hlo
When people cut line right in front of me I say , " Oh ! I Forgot to turn off my cloaking again ! " :p
 

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Upon arriving home in the dark and no porch light on our cat meets us at the door ready to go inside . As my wife keys the door she feels something unknown on her foot :Ohz . She get the door open , the cat had dropped a still very alive rat on my wife's foot and the rat runs in the house and cat looks at us like, "oh well " hlf .