Says the guy who places the order of the 5th, 6th and 7th trumpets in the order of 7, 5, 6 (and the order of the three woes as 3, 1, 2)! LOL! No, YOU can't be serious. We're talking about the most highly symbolic book in all of scripture and you think I can't be serious by interpreting the time periods in that book figuratively? YOU can't be serious. If you want to disagree, fine, but it's hardly a stretch to think that the time periods in a book that undeniably contains a lot of figurative text are figurative.
It doesn't even say 7 years! LOL. It says "one week". Taking literally, that would mean 7 days, but most of us discern that to mean 7 years instead. Nice try, Dougggggg.