I know where you're going here. But let me say that writer's lost in antiquity who we assume to be real, are not threatening us with some punishment for not believing in their philosophy.
I do not feel threatened into anything, on the contrary,my spirit is more at peace than it ever has been. You might choose to believe in the lack of evidence for Jesus and His Apostles but, that does not mean it is not there to be found, in the same manner that all other Historical documents and such are deemed reliable. If one is truly seeking, it is there to be found.
God has a multifaceted character. There is one thing and one thing only that He cannot and will not abide and that is sin. All of His warnings and commands are solely for OUR GOOD. He is not a killjoy, He want's His children happy only, His children continue to fill their souls with the things of this world...never fully satisfied. Little sips that never last, then onto the next un-fulfilling temporal, carnal thing. To a Christian (some) God IS our cup/portion and He never runs out. There are no holes in His cup and when we fill it with those things HE desires for our lives, it will fill, stay filled and it will be good. If we draw from His well...life makes all the difference. And, we never thirst again!
"Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fullness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore" (Psalm 16:11). <--- So, I guess we can say obedience (which is perfect instruction for us, and light) to Jesus commands, could be considered a gateway to pleasures forevermore".