Thought I would cheer everyone on here a little....
A Maori Doctor can't find a job in a hospital , so opens a clinic and puts up a sign:
'ANY TREATMENT FOR $20
IF NOT CURED $100 REFUND.'
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Doc: “Nurse, bring some medicine from box 22 and put 2 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene!"
Doc: "Chur, your sense of taste is restored! That’ll be $20.”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything!”
Doc: "Nurse, bring medicine from box 22 and put 2 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene! You gave this to me last time for my taste problem!"
Doc: "Chuuur. You got your memory back! That’ll be $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all!"
Doc: "Oh dear, I don't have any medicine for that, take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Doc: "Chuuuur, your eyesight is restored! That’ll be $20 thank you."