>>According to the RCC the seed must always be planted in the garden. Hand and oral sex are OK as long as the finish is in the garden.
According to the RCC, any act that spills seed without intent to procreate is murder. That's a carry-over from the Roman Empire where maintaining the strength the Empire was dependant upon the number of Roman citizens. Any man who did not have children by the age of 26 was disinherited, and unable to receive any family assets upon the death of his parents.
>>Anal sex is sodomy plain and simple. There are trillions of bacteria in our bowels. It's health risks are well documented and not recommended by doctors.
Every bodily orifice is loaded with bacteria. I suppose my bowels have been loaded with bacteria for almost 8 decades, but I seem to have survived at the little fellows.
>>Bringing an object into the relationship perverses sex. It's unnatural.
Don't know of any Biblical law against that, unless perhaps it is an animal.
"If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death. And you are also to kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal to mate with it, you must kill both the woman and the animal. They must surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Leviticus 20:15
>>Personally but I believe object's do perverse sex and sodomy is... well... sodomy
The only Biblical rule forbids sodomy between two men, and not between a man and a woman, since everything that happens within the marriage bed is honourable, but:
"If a man lies with a man as with a woman, they have both committed an abomination. They must surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Leviticus 20:13