No, he would walk everywhere or occasionally ride an animal. So that every person He met, He will show his love to that person and teach the person He met how to love the people around her/him.
How Would Jesus Drive ?
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Christ has no need for transportation. He is also Lord of time and space. Remember when the Lord shortened Jonah's journey to Nineveh?
3 So Jonah arose and went to Nineveh, according to the word of the Lord. Now Nineveh was an exceedingly great city, a three-day journey in extent. 4 And Jonah began to enter the city on the first day's walk. Then he cried out and said, "Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown!"
If you had a Godly purpose and needed to be on another continent you could walk from north America into south Africa in One step. But first you have to overcome the doubt.
Matthew 21
21 So Jesus answered and said to them, "Assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but also if you say to this mountain, 'Be removed and be cast into the sea,' it will be done.
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3 So Jonah arose and went to Nineveh, according to the word of the Lord. Now Nineveh was an exceedingly great city, a three-day journey in extent. 4 And Jonah began to enter the city on the first day's walk. Then he cried out and said, "Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown!"
If you had a Godly purpose and needed to be on another continent you could walk from north America into south Africa in One step. But first you have to overcome the doubt.
Matthew 21
21 So Jesus answered and said to them, "Assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but also if you say to this mountain, 'Be removed and be cast into the sea,' it will be done.
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Is that why he will appear on a white horse in the end of days ?
Revelation 19:11-16 11 I saw [sup]k[/sup] heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15 Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter." He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this.
So well put us2are1 down for occasionally ride an animal or walk. I'm a little disappointed I thought one of you would bring this up. :)
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Everyone knows this is a foolish question because Jesus would never drive. He would have Mary or Martha drive because the Lord knows that they won't speed or do anything stupid like his disciples. Of course the women would drive at least 5mph under the speed limit so as to not break the law. This would result in long lines of irate motorists trailing Jesus everywhere he goes, but making them irate is not a sin because becoming irate is from the sin of impatience. No doubt many accidents would occur from their slow driving, but then Jesus would just get out, heal the person who was injured, and miraculously repair the car with a wave of his hand. The Lord would then tell the joyful motorist to tell all the others what the Lord has done for thee, and to go and drive fast no more.
Everybody knows the Revelation references are to a white Shelby Mustang (duh horse!!!) that Jesus will drive down from heaven with a custom tag "SNOFGOD" (because John didn't know what a licenseplate was back in the day so he clearly said thigh...) I think Tom is theologically mistaken because clearly the saints will be all driving imports because it says to he who endures will be given a Crown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Crown) which suggest Toyotas and not Honda's. However, I think the sons of thunder will drive Pinto's because of their desire to be on the right and left of Jesus. I cannot justify that Scripturally other than Jesus has a sense of humor at times.
Satan's army at Armaggedon will probably consist of Prius's because they'll assemble in the Valley but not be able to make it up the hill. Ford's will remain neutral and Chevy's not even the prince of darkness will deal with government owned companies.
The apocraphal work of II Hesitations suggests that all of the breaks will give out, but that point is open to dispute.
Boogity, boogity.
Satan's army at Armaggedon will probably consist of Prius's because they'll assemble in the Valley but not be able to make it up the hill. Ford's will remain neutral and Chevy's not even the prince of darkness will deal with government owned companies.
The apocraphal work of II Hesitations suggests that all of the breaks will give out, but that point is open to dispute.
Boogity, boogity.
:lol: ^^^^ I understand everything except boogity boogity.
Is that from that Dave Chapelle skit ? You want me to post that ?
Is that from that Dave Chapelle skit ? You want me to post that ?
The white horse is simply a scriptural symbol of speed and strength.
If you would like to read a play by play literal version of revelation 19:11-16 go to Joel 2.
Ho boy would I :) Ill give it a look. Well see in the end I still think he thunders down from the heavens on a horse.
Joel 2
4 Their appearance is like the appearance of horses; And like swift steeds, so they run.
5 With a noise like chariots Over mountaintops they leap, Like the noise of a flaming fire that devours the stubble, Like a strong people set in battle array.
6 Before them the people writhe in pain; All faces are drained of color.
7 They run like mighty men, They climb the wall like men of war; Every one marches in formation, And they do not break ranks.
8 They do not push one another; Every one marches in his own column. Though they lunge between the weapons, They are not cut down.
9 They run to and fro in the city, They run on the wall; They climb into the houses, They enter at the windows like a thief.
10 The earth quakes before them, The heavens tremble; The sun and moon grow dark, And the stars diminish their brightness.
11 The Lord gives voice before His army, For His camp is very great; For strong is the One who executes His word. For the day of the Lord is great and very terrible; Who can endure it?
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It is very difficult to explain things that can not be seen yet without using likeness or analogies.
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i feel like jesus wouldnt have alot of money if he lived here now. also, i feel like he probably wouldnt depend on a car. though, maybe he would own a car, and it wouldnt be nice. and when he did drive it, he would pick up hitchhikers. haha :) hmm interesting question!
You know what a person walking looks like and you know what water looks like. This an easy one to explain.
You don't know what cherubim look like or what the resurrected saints will look like. Explaining something that has no likeness is a little harder to explain.
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