Jokes, fun and comedy

[Josho]

Found this one on Facebook.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Found this one on Facebook.
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That will keep your mind busy for a few minutes...lol

 

[Sabertooth]

More of a "What were they thinking...!?" than a joke...

In Judges 15:15, Samson killed 1,000 Philistines with a donkey's jawbone.

My question: once #999 went down, why did #1,000 stick around...?

 

[marks]

More of a "What were they thinking...!?" than a joke...

In Judges 15:15, Samson killed 1,000 Philistines with a donkey's jawbone.

My question: once #999 went down, why did #1,000 stick around...?

They were all just standing around jawing!

 

[Josho]

Naming countries on a map.

 

[Brakelite]

An old Maori farmer writes to his son in prison; Kia ora my son, this year i wont be able to plant the kumara and potatoes because i can't dig the field by myself, i know if you were here, you would help me son
The son writes back; Kia ora dad don't even think of digging the field because thats where i buried all the money i stole
‍ The police read what the Son wrote in the letter and the next day the whole field was dug up and the Police were looking for the money but nothing was found ‍
The following day the son wrote again.... Now plant the potatoes and kumara dad.. Its the best i can do from here..

 

[Brakelite]

Naming countries on a map.

Honestly, after watching a number of Mark Dice interviews of college students in california the above gross ignorance is not a surprise.

 

[Josho]

Honestly, after watching a number of Mark Dice interviews of college students in california the above gross ignorance is not a surprise.

I was shocked, lolz, don't they teach this stuff at school anymore?

 

[Brakelite]

I was shocked, lolz, don't they teach this stuff at school anymore?

Perhaps they do but maybe no-one is listening.

 

[Debp]

Protect what's yours at any cost!!!! Beware of the enemy that tries to sneak up and steal your bone! Hahaha!

Oh, that is hilarious!

Naming countries on a map.

Funny but sad! Thank God for the young boy!

Honestly, after watching a number of Mark Dice interviews of college students in california the above gross ignorance is not a surprise.

Now to be fair, they were asking people on Hollywood Blvd....most of the people were probably tourists! (I live in L.A.)

 

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[April_Rose]

I just wrote this joke on another forum. Why God made Eve: by April_Rose


1. We wouldn't be here.

2. Adam needed somebody to tell him when he was wrong.

3. We would all still be standing by the exit of the Garden of Eden if it wasn't for Eve because Adam would have never asked anybody for directions on which way to go.

 

[Josho]

I just wrote this joke on another forum. Why God made Eve: by April_Rose


1. We wouldn't be here.

2. Adam needed somebody to tell him when he was wrong.

3. We would all still be standing by the exit of the Garden of Eden if it wasn't for Eve because Adam would have never asked anybody for directions on which way to go.

Hey don't you think that's a bit unfair towards Adam?

 

[April_Rose]

Hey don't you think that's a bit unfair towards Adam?

Don't worry,.. I'm sure that Eve had her flaws too. Especially during that time of the month. Speaking of that I wonder what women did back then when they were on their period. A little off topic I know but I'm curious lol

 

[Sabertooth]

I just wrote this joke on another forum. Why God made Eve: by April_Rose

That is a little like the gag,
"If a man says something in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, would he still be wrong...?"