Jokes, fun and comedy

[Josho]

Star-Josh from (Guardians of the Galaxy)

 

[April_Rose]

All this time we've had a hot moderator and I never knew. 0___0

 

[April_Rose]

Mind you it's only eye-candy because I'm taken but wowie, wow, wow!!

 

[April_Rose]

Actually more like bow WOW!!

 

[Josho]

Okay, I am going to hide now!

 

[April_Rose]

Okay, I am going to hide now!

LOL sorry but you're around my age and you put yourself on the forum so be prepared for the ladies to be pleased.

 

[Josho]

Ever wondered what I would look like as Justin Bieber? Wonder no more.

 

[April_Rose]

Ever wondered what I would look like as Justin Bieber? Wonder no more.

Oh gosh,.. please no!! The horror!!

 

[Sabertooth]

Mind you it's only eye-candy because I'm taken but wowie, wow, wow!!

Speaking about "hot" Christians,...

Baby Got Book, Dan Smith (2007)

 

[April_Rose]

Speaking about "hot" Christians,...

Baby Got Book, Dan Smith (2007)

Good song but what's wrong with listening to the Bible on CD?

 

[Sabertooth]

...but what's wrong with listening to the Bible on CD?

Only a "weenie" would do that...!

 

[April_Rose]

Only a "weenie" would do that...!

That's not very nice a lot of people like listening to the Bible,.. me included. Especially when I have trouble reading it and understanding it at times.

 

[Sabertooth]

That's not very nice a lot of people like listening to the Bible,.. me included. Especially when I have trouble reading it and understanding it at times.

(You know that he is being tongue-in-cheek on that point. CD Bibles aren't very big. It is the same joke as "pocket" Bibles.)

 

[April_Rose]

(You know that he is being tongue-in-cheek on that point. CD Bibles aren't very big. It is the same joke as "pocket" Bibles.)

Ah,.. okay.

 

[Sabertooth]

Remember, Curiosity killed the cat...
(then fled to Mars to avoid prosecution...!)

(This kind of humor is called a paraprosdokian.

)

Some more...

Mary had a little lamb, a little rabbit, too,...
but her favorite, most of all, was the turkey stew.

From a bumper sticker,
"I miss my wife,...
but my aim is getting better!"

 

[Sabertooth]

Being autistic, I sometimes take things too literally.

There once was an ad that had shown a picture of a pretty woman with the words beneath,
"Do You Suffer From Low Testosterone?"

I remember thinking,
"Wow! That guy really DOES have low testosterone...!"

 

[April_Rose]

Being autistic, I sometimes take things too literally.

There once was an ad that had shown a picture of a pretty woman with the words beneath,
"Do You Suffer From Low Testosterone?"

I remember thinking,
"Wow! That guy really DOES have low testosterone...!"

LOL!! It took me a few read throughs to get that one but that's a good one right there.

 

[Sabertooth]

I once bred a poodle with a rottweiler.

She wasn't much of a watchdog, but she was a vicious gossip...!

 

[Paul Christensen]

Some old dude was arrested recently somewhere in Europe for farting. Serious.

Kenny Copeland, the walking, talking joke, does it out of his mouth every time he preaches!

 

[April_Rose]

I once bred a poodle with a rottweiler.

She wasn't much of a watchdog, but she was a vicious gossip...!

Huh??