Make an Unlikely News Headline

[Wynona]

What's an amusing headline you'll not likely see in the news?

I think Ive got one:

Feminists Agree: To be pro-woman, support stay-at-home-Moms.

 

[yokefellow]

AFT (American Federation of Teachers) votes unanimously to abandon all Woke agendas!

 

[Brakelite]

Donald Trump chooses Hunter Biden as his running mate for 2024.

 

[Nancy]

Breaking news! Highly unusual occurrence today, a well known recluse left her house!!!!

 

[lforrest]

Pope Francis welcomes the european union into the second holy Roman empire.

 

[Keturah]

Breaking News.
January 11 2023

ALL christians agree on ALL God's words without infighting.

Cont'd on page 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!

 

[yokefellow]

Donald Trump chooses Hunter Biden as his running mate for 2024.

 

[Brakelite]

"King Charles 111 Nominates Megan Markle as 'Woman of the Year'".

 

[Brakelite]

"Megan Markle Declines Nomination".

 

[Brakelite]

"Harry Markle Nominates himself".

 

[Bob Estey]

What's an amusing headline you'll not likely see in the news?

I think Ive got one:

Feminists Agree: To be pro-woman, support stay-at-home-Moms.

Democrats agree with God: Homosexuality is a sin.

 

[Taken]

The United States Is A Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy

 

[Taken]

Beware...Scientists, Doctors and Butchers all wear the same coats.

 

[Keturah]

Democrats agree with God: Homosexuality is a sin.

And laughing my belly to
HURT !

 

[Brakelite]

"Democrats troll Republicans with the Welcome News: President Biden Remembers his Birthday".

 

[dev553344]

The COVID vaccine gets the green light from Qanon officials

 

[Wrangler]

UN declares man-made climate change is a fraud.

 

[lforrest]

New Democrat platform defunds government social programs in favor of local churches and charities.

 

[dev553344]

The famous James Webb space telescope has made the greatest discovery in science today. They obtained pictures of what appears to be strings connecting planets to stars. The planets are now known to orbit the stars in a yo-yo fashion.

 

[lforrest]

The world needs to shutdown to install important updates! Would you like to restart now or be reminded in 7 years?