Ever hear of monkey glue?
Well, my wife sent me to Lowes to buy some monkey glue and I didn't give it much thought.
So I saw a couple of guys working there and I asked them where they keep the monkey glue.
So they started thinking, monkey glue, monkey glue.
Then they saw another guy and asked him.
The three of them had this big powwow trying to find the monkey glue, and I'm thinking to myself, "boy, these guys are dumb".
Then one of them figured it out.
They all started laughing and came back to me.
"You mean gorilla glue " they said, and they continued laughing
boy talk about being embarrassed
And then I said "why do I listen to me wife?"
I don't think we'll ever stop calling it monkey glue.
Well, my wife sent me to Lowes to buy some monkey glue and I didn't give it much thought.
So I saw a couple of guys working there and I asked them where they keep the monkey glue.
So they started thinking, monkey glue, monkey glue.
Then they saw another guy and asked him.
The three of them had this big powwow trying to find the monkey glue, and I'm thinking to myself, "boy, these guys are dumb".
Then one of them figured it out.
They all started laughing and came back to me.
"You mean gorilla glue " they said, and they continued laughing
boy talk about being embarrassed
And then I said "why do I listen to me wife?"
I don't think we'll ever stop calling it monkey glue.