23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border
23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border
According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.
23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border
According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.
- Your grandma's computer password
- Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
- Epstein's prison cell
- Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
- An unlocked car in Chicago
- Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
- Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
- Trusting in works for salvation
- Rings of Power Season 2
- The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
- Ashley Biden's diary
- The word of a Spaniard
- Hunter's laptop
- Elections in Philadelphia
- Ben and J-Lo's marriage
- German gas prices
- California's electric grid
- Your lunch in the break room fridge
- A cheeseburger in front of your mom
- A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
- Big tech's handling of your data
- Your 401k
- Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world