Maaaate, blimmin heck!! You're a hard case allite. No need to pack a wobbly and get into a hissy fit. Spinning yarns about kiwis not being kiwis cos they don't drink mint sauce ...gravy on lamb??? Enough to give anyone a dose of the trots...maybe you can flog that off to these unsuspecting foreigners but I aint so old and munted as to tolerate such cods wollop. First I'm vegetarian and no longer eat lamb. Or any other meat. Second, I love gravy, and make the best gravy for roast vegies this side of the black stump. And vegetarian snags on the barbie with my tu meke gravy and mash spuds is to die for cuz. You sound like someone who went across the ditch but took a tiki tour and ended so far out in the wop wops that you forgot where you come from.
Brakelite:
Ok mate I actually lived in the wop wops for a spell near a hydro-electric plant at Mangaore. Don’t knock it. On the way to school I used to get banana passion fruit off the vines. I used to do a lot of tramping in the sticks and bush by myself or with my Dad. Never got lost though like some folks. Worked for a few cockies when I was a lad. Up at dawn with my gummies on.
Had my shark and taties every Friday night for my Dad’s sake.
Took my wife down-under to Levin years ago. She said they spoke like me and then she called me a Kiwi hillbilly. The nerve, right? She said I used to teach her English, the proper way….I said it was better than the Queen’s English.
Yep, I usually take the Tiki tour, it’s my style to enjoy the ride. And I still don’t get ‘lost.’
Man, this is like going down memory lane again…I feel again the NZ style of genuine love for one another and I have not forgotten the simplicity of friendship, and warm greetings in Aotearoa.
It’s all cool here with you and me, and here’s cheers mate, to being in Christ.
APAK