i was readin my bible and discovered really bad news for some of you

[horsecamp]

Now after you dicover what i discovered in the bible you propably will need some sort of counciling but im just going to lay it out straight ..

and allow you to cry on each others shoulder..


You see according to the bible you and i are related .. not only through adam and eve but much closer than that.. in the ark only 8 were saved..

I dont want to impose but let me know what your having for supper and where you live SO we can finaly meet.

 

[Levi]

Besides that, we're all adopted into the family of God. Did you know Jesus came to redefine the term "family"? He said those who obey my Father are my mother, brothers and sisters.

Nice to meet you, bro.

 

[horsecamp]

nice meeting you also Levi

 

[Dodo_David]

Now after you dicover what i discovered in the bible you propably will need some sort of counciling but im just going to lay it out straight ..

and allow you to cry on each others shoulder..


You see according to the bible you and i are related .. not only through adam and eve but much closer than that.. in the ark only 8 were saved..

I dont want to impose but let me know what your having for supper and where you live SO we can finaly meet.

Does this mean that I can expect to receive a Christmas gift from you? ^_^

 

[horsecamp]

Does this mean that I can expect to receive a Christmas gift from you? ^_^

of course what better goft could i give you than myself so do you have turkey or ham for christmass dinner perhaps roast beef i like that to ..

i almost for got to mention to you ... iam on a very strict sea food diet ------------if i sea food i eat it..

 

[Levi]

of course what better goft could i give you than myself

Cash is good.

 

[Dodo_David]

of course what better gift could i give you than myself

So, are you a ham or a turkey?

 

[Arnie Manitoba]

So Horsecamp .... you are that distant distant distant cousin my parents warned me to stay away from

But if you send me cash for Christmas I will put in a good word for you .

I will tell everybody you are loaded with money because you won the lottery .

Surprising how many relatives will come out of the woodwork when they hear that

Merry Christmas.

Cousin Arnie

 

[Apocalypticist]

That's not true at all. Just because the Bible doesn't mention people other than Noah and his family, it doesn't follow that they were the only ones there.

 

[Dodo_David]

That's not true at all. Just because the Bible doesn't mention people other than Noah and his family, it doesn't follow that they were the only ones there.

On the contrary, Genesis chapter Seven reveals that the only people on the Ark were Noah, his wife, his 3 sons and their wives.
It does not follow to claim that other people were on the Ark.