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Okay, I am going to hide now!
LOL sorry but you're around my age and you put yourself on the forum so be prepared for the ladies to be pleased.
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Speaking about "hot" Christians,... ;)Mind you it's only eye-candy because I'm taken but wowie, wow, wow!!
Baby Got Book, Dan Smith (2007)
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Only a "weenie" would do that...!
That's not very nice a lot of people like listening to the Bible,.. me included. Especially when I have trouble reading it and understanding it at times.
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(You know that he is being tongue-in-cheek on that point. CD Bibles aren't very big. It is the same joke as "pocket" Bibles.)
Ah,.. okay. :)
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Remember, Curiosity killed the cat...
(then fled to Mars to avoid prosecution...!)
(This kind of humor is called a paraprosdokian.
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Some more...
Mary had a little lamb, a little rabbit, too,...
but her favorite, most of all, was the turkey stew.
From a bumper sticker,
"I miss my wife,...
but my aim is getting better!"
(then fled to Mars to avoid prosecution...!)
(This kind of humor is called a paraprosdokian.
Some more...
Mary had a little lamb, a little rabbit, too,...
but her favorite, most of all, was the turkey stew.
From a bumper sticker,
"I miss my wife,...
but my aim is getting better!"
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Being autistic, I sometimes take things too literally.
There once was an ad that had shown a picture of a pretty woman with the words beneath,
"Do You Suffer From Low Testosterone?"
I remember thinking,
"Wow! That guy really DOES have low testosterone...!"
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There once was an ad that had shown a picture of a pretty woman with the words beneath,
"Do You Suffer From Low Testosterone?"
I remember thinking,
"Wow! That guy really DOES have low testosterone...!"
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Being autistic, I sometimes take things too literally.
There once was an ad that had shown a picture of a pretty woman with the words beneath,
"Do You Suffer From Low Testosterone?"
I remember thinking,
"Wow! That guy really DOES have low testosterone...!"
LOL!! It took me a few read throughs to get that one but that's a good one right there.
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I once bred a poodle with a rottweiler.
She wasn't much of a watchdog, but she was a vicious gossip...!
She wasn't much of a watchdog, but she was a vicious gossip...!
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Kenny Copeland, the walking, talking joke, does it out of his mouth every time he preaches!
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