two mates who worked together, knew each others' families, played footie together. One was an Aussie, the other a Kiwi. One day they were in the local bakery to buy their smoko, when the Aussie swiped three doughnuts and put them in his pocket. "How clever was that eh?" he said to his Kiwi mate. "He didn't even notice".
The Kiwi replied, "I can do better than that. legitimately, and with the same result".
"Hey mate", said the Kiwi to the baker. "You wanna see a magic trick?"
The baker, being always a curious fella, said "Sure".
So the Kiwi eats three doughnuts in front of everyone and the baker, wide eyed with suspicion and worry, says, "Hey. Where's the magic?"
The Kiwi then says, "Check my mate's pockets".
The Kiwi replied, "I can do better than that. legitimately, and with the same result".
"Hey mate", said the Kiwi to the baker. "You wanna see a magic trick?"
The baker, being always a curious fella, said "Sure".
So the Kiwi eats three doughnuts in front of everyone and the baker, wide eyed with suspicion and worry, says, "Hey. Where's the magic?"
The Kiwi then says, "Check my mate's pockets".
