Found this on another thread and @L.A.M.B. said I could use it for a new thread...it struck my funny bone!
Hilarious...Bugs Bunny insight!
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This is also very funny....a lot of truth in it.
Snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man... woman... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts?
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The city council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.
Snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man... woman... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts?
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The city council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.
BlessedPeace
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Love it! I agree.
Actual product warning labels.
Label: Avoid death.
Product: New Holland’s small tractors
In Pictures: 24 Stunningly Dumb Warning Labels
Manufacturers still go to painful lengths to avoid getting sued.
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@Debp
I'll watch to see what else is added.
love the title!
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine!
I'll watch to see what else is added.
love the title!A merry heart doeth good like a medicine!
Lambano
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Love it! I agree.
Actual product warning labels.
Label: Avoid death.
Product: New Holland’s small tractors
In Pictures: 24 Stunningly Dumb Warning Labels
Manufacturers still go to painful lengths to avoid getting sued.
If you see a warning label like that, it's a good bet some damnfool did it and got hurt or killed.
I used to have to do product label reviews for my products before they could hit the market. Certain warnings are required by government regulation. Others are required by Corporate Legal as CYA to keep the company from getting sued in case somebody gets hurt doing something stupid with your product.
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Someone spilled hot coffee on themselves after getting it at the drive thru at McDonald's!
A little girl burned her leg after a hot chicken nugget fell between her leg and her car seat!
In both cases they sued! I would have said be more careful to the coffee spiller. And to the mother of the child, watch your little child better.
Everything is somebody else's fault. Lawyers have never been so rich.
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Eternally Grateful
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What is a woman, A documentary by Matt Walsh on Daily Wire
The thought that we even have these discussions..
The thought that we even have these discussions..
BlessedPeace
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Liability disclaimers are such fun aren't they? How stupid is the consumer? Let's weigh in on, really stupid,and proceed from there.
When MickyD's has to warn their coffee is hot by printing that fact on the coffee cup,we know there's a serious disconnect from common sense for some people.
I remember one label regarding a child product. I can't recall if it was clothing or one of those little jumper swings that afix in a doorway.
However,on the care and cleaning label,after all those instructions, and that included a small outline drawing of a child, the instructions concluded with the advice, be sure to remove child from, whatever the product was, before cleaning.
That has stuck with me though the product itself can't be recalled. Because, it was so ridiculous.
As if someone would be confused as to what to do just before cleaning the product unless the instructions were specific.
Hmmm,remove my daughter from it or not? How big is my washer after all?
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