LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

He's a thread that can tax your brain like doing challenging puzzles: by creating cute and comical sentences, expressions or phrases by playing with/on words that can make you look smart.

e.g. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you get it!

Enjoy, and add many more

 

[JustMe]

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A.

 

[JustMe]

The pianist wanted to be incognito, so he maintained a low key

 

[Dash RipRock]

I was born Caesarean but you can't tell, although when I leave a building I go out the window.

 

[talons]

The lead singer of the rock band was having a hard time getting the hotel room door , he could not find the key .

 

[talons]

The guitar player whispered to the bass player , he wanted the low down .

 

[Dash RipRock]

I went home one night and as I put the key in the door of my apartment and turned it,
the building started up, so I drove it around for a while.

I got pulled over by the cops and the officer said "Where do you live"
I told him, "right here!"

 

[JustMe]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

 

[JustMe]

When chemists die, they barium.

 

[JustMe]

A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”

 

[JustMe]

How did Moses make his tea? Hebrew it.

 

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[JustMe]

There was a guy whose whole left side was cut off. He’s all right now.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

 

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[JustMe]

A will is a dead giveaway.

 

[talons]

The coffee was not ready yet , it was grounds for a argument .