LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey! We don't want your type in here!'

 

[JustMe]

@NotTheRock that preterist subject thread and the video is very credible.

Interesting preterist argument

This guy lays out a good argument for Jesus's return in 70 AD. I'm curious for your thoughts IF you watch the 25-minute video.

www.christianityboard.com

Thanks for sharing it. That's why I'm a partial preterist-historicist and an a-millennialist. The last age before the new heavens and the new earth arrive, began after the destruction of Jerusalem and the Temple.

We are in this last age today.

 

[JustMe]

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.

 

[Carl Emerson]

Two fleas on their way to the town square...

Shalll we walk or take a dog ?

 

[JustMe]

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

 

[JustMe]

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

 

[JustMe]

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

 

[JustMe]

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

 

[Carl Emerson]

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A few days ago an Australian warship cruised into New Zealand waters with its radar on and indeed jammed the internet in the lower North and upper South Islands including the capital Wellington. It was on a frequency that interfered with 5G.

HMAS Canberra accidentally blocks wireless internet and radio services in New Zealand

It happened earlier this week during a visit intended to celebrate the sister city relationship between Canberra and Wellington.

www.rnz.co.nz

 

[JustMe]

A few days ago an Australian warship cruised into New Zealand waters with its radar on and indeed jammed the internet in the lower North and upper South Islands including the capital Wellington. It was on a frequency that interfered with 5G.

HMAS Canberra accidentally blocks wireless internet and radio services in New Zealand

It happened earlier this week during a visit intended to celebrate the sister city relationship between Canberra and Wellington.

www.rnz.co.nz

They are rehearsing and preparing for a near-future down under neo-Normandy invasion of the Islands of New Zealand. You'll be speaking Ozzy-Kiwi soon Carl...

 

[JustMe]

What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.

 

[JustMe]

Why haven’t Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms? Because they don’t want mass confusion!

 

[JustMe]

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

[JustMe]

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

 

[JustMe]

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

 

[JustMe]

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore.

 

[JustMe]

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

 

[JustMe]

I'm not afraid of the flames, I've got salvation on my side — it's like having a fire extinguisher for my soul!"

 

[JustMe]

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two-tired.

 

[JustMe]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.