LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

 

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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

 

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A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 

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When she saw her first strand of grey/gray hair she thought she’d dye.

 

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I tried to picture my future… but the resolution was blurry.

 

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!

 

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

 

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

 

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Inside the library, there was a bookworm spinning tales.

 

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Some people wear glasses, but I’ve seen through them.

 

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

 

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Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

 

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A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

 

[JustMe]

What is the state of the dead in the afterlife as one thread is entitled? Dead, as the dead have no life in this dead after life until the awakening - called the after dead life!​