LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

JustMe · May 22, 2025

How was the airport security in Los Angeles?

Quite LAX.

JustMe · May 22, 2025

Did you hear about fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

JustMe · May 23, 2025

A chicken and an egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, “Which of you is first?”

JustMe · May 23, 2025

What did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check? “Put it on my bill.” (From 'Blast from the Past' movie)

JustMe · May 24, 2025

I'd run away with you but I cantaloupe.

Jay Ross · May 24, 2025

JustMe said:
I'd run away with you but I cantaloupe.

I'd run away with you but I am either a water melon (American usage/understanding) or a Rock melon (Australian and New Zealand usage/understanding) and as such I do not run but can only roll away with you. LOL

Either melon is rather watery.

JustMe · May 24, 2025

Jay Ross said:
I'd run away with you but I am either a water melon (American usage/understanding) or a Rock melon (Australian and New Zealand usage/understanding) and as such I do not run but can only roll away with you. LOL

Either melon is rather watery.

Well Jay, you can still roll away if you don't get stuck in the doughnut shop .....

Jay Ross · May 24, 2025

JustMe said:
Well Jay, you can still roll away if you don't get stuck in the doughnut shop .....

You know that a cantaloupe goes to water when over stressed.

JustMe · May 24, 2025

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

JustMe · May 24, 2025

What kept the polecat reporter busy all day? Ferreting out details.

JustMe · May 25, 2025

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

JustMe · May 26, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about grilling, it’s like an obsession that’s sizzling hot.

JustMe · May 27, 2025

Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

JustMe · May 28, 2025

The easiest time to add (an) insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

JustMe · May 28, 2025

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We'll see about that.

JustMe · May 28, 2025

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

JustMe · May 30, 2025

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

JustMe · May 31, 2025

A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?

JustMe · May 31, 2025

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

JustMe · May 31, 2025

The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.

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