LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

How was the airport security in Los Angeles?

Quite LAX.

 

[JustMe]

Did you hear about fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

 

[JustMe]

A chicken and an egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, “Which of you is first?”

 

[JustMe]

What did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check? “Put it on my bill.” (From 'Blast from the Past' movie)

 

[JustMe]

I'd run away with you but I cantaloupe.