LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 

[JustMe]

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

How do trees feel in the springtime? Re-leaved.

 

[JustMe]

Can February March? No, but April May.

 

[JustMe]

“Just brew it” – Nike

 

[JustMe]

 

[Lambano]

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That reminds me of an old graffito in the men's room in the Physics building at my college:

Below which somebody wrote, "There is no graffiti; the mirth sucks".

@Debp , @Matthias
I think you guys would like this thread.

 

[Matthias]

 

[JustMe]

Why do cows have hooves but not feet? They lactose.

 

[JustMe]

For what time does a duck set its alarm? The quack of dawn.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

 

[JustMe]

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

 

[JustMe]

 

[maria878]

Here's one: “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down.” Looking forward to seeing what others come up with

 

[JustMe]

This book on gravity, it just flew off the shelf

 

[JustMe]

Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

[JustMe]

 

[talons]

I broke a window in the house , the replacement was a pain .