LEXOPHILIA for Lexophiles

[JustMe]

A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.

 

[JustMe]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[JustMe]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

 

[talons]

Playing hooky if you are a fish in school is a bad idea .

 

[JustMe]

What did the fish hook say to the fisherman? Take me to your leader.

 

[JustMe]

I went to a seafood fair dance last week... and pulled a mussel.

 

[JustMe]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

[JustMe]

Every time I wake up, it's an eye-opening experience.

 

[JustMe]

When the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... it was tense!

 

[JustMe]

I learned to pick locks, and it opened a lot of doors for me.

 

[JustMe]

If police arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

[JustMe]

Did you hear they arrested the Devil? They got him on possession.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.

 

[JustMe]

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

'I have a split personality,' said Tom, who was also being Frank.