Christianese

[quietthinker]

Being unequally yoked, which I couldn't even spell in the beginning.

Do you know how long it took me to stop preaching about egg yolks?

that must be a yoke!

 

[Lambano]

The use of "convicted", as in "The Holy Spirit really convicted me of that". Okay, so are you an ex-con now?

Or "struggle with", as in "I really struggle with lust". C'mon, just admit it, you're doing porn and you want to get into that girl's pants.

Or my personal favorite, "Well bless your heart!" when they really mean, "@#*% you!".